Chicago shows its broad shoulders and personality in 2016 Olympic bid
By Mike Lopresti, Gannett
The International Olympic Committee sits down in Denmark Friday to select the host city for the 2016 Games, and Chicago is bringing out the big gun to woo voters; a powerful and influential voice recognized in every corner of the planet.
We refer, of course, to Oprah Winfrey.
Oh, is President Obama going to Copenhagen, too?
That’s nice, considering he’s pretty busy at the moment with the many crises brewing in Washington. Health care. The economy. The Redskins.
But it’s crunch time for Chicago, and there is stiff competition from the other three finalists. Madrid has European charm. Transportation is vital to the IOC, and you could set your watch by Tokyo’s train system. Rio de Janeiro has Copacabana beach, and the argument that South America finally deserves its own Olympiad — even if the entire continent produced only five gold medals last summer in Beijing.
Plus, the suspicion here is that some members of the IOC wouldn’t vote for an American city with a bayonet to their backs.
Chicago worried about the outcome of an election? There are several past city aldermen spinning in their graves, since the solution seems so clear — rig it.
Not so easy to do now, however. So Chicago will have celebrities, past Olympians and other VIPs in Denmark. Plus Barack Obama, on the reasonable hope that since he could sway voters in Indiana and North Carolina, he might do the same thing in Portugal and Fiji.
Perhaps a platoon of Bears fans could also be sent to show the city’s passion for sports. But they’d have to promise not to paint their faces. Plus, they’d want to tailgate outside the meeting room, and who knows what their cheers would be. “Rio sucks?”
This is the week Chicago should have the nation behind it. Even Packer fans. For a host country, the Olympics can mean headaches, turmoil, disputes — but it’s a pretty good gig, anyway.
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Honey, if you just got to know me better, you’d know I’m as good as it gets. I may not be as hot as Rio, but I promise to show you a better time.
It’s easy to get carried away dreaming about how the Olympics might change Chicago. All that TV exposure! All those visitors spending all that money! Some giddy observers even have talked about a fifth star on the Chicago flag to accompany the four that symbolize such historic events as the Chicago World’s Fairs of 1893 and 1933-34.
Go, Mr. President. Go to Denmark and bring back the Olympics to your beloved Chicago, to the United States of America, and to the republic for which it stands, one nation, under God, indivisible, except when discussing health care reform.
The Governor of Tokyo, Shintaro Ishihara, desires to bring the Olympics to Japan, however, if this happens then what happened to the Olympic ideal? After all, we are talking about a racist and sexist who denies the Rape of Nanking and who blames foreign nationals for crime. Therefore, if Tokyo wins the right to host the 2016 Olympics it means that the “family of nations” is in the hands of a racist and sexist leader.
The International Olympic Committee (IOC) are always very keen to emphasise that the Evaluation Commission Report they release a month ahead of the final vote to decide a Host City does not try to rank or categorise the candidates.

